Post by steve201 on Jun 8, 2009 10:48:09 GMT -5
A Russian and a an American Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal wrestling event.
Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said; "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."
The Redneck nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Redneck and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the Redneck's trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
When he came down, his back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The Redneck's trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked; 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered; "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that pretzel hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face!" ..............
"I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could!"
The trainer exclaimed; "That's what finished him off?"...... "You bit his testicles?"
The Redneck exclaimed; "Well, not really........... you see, those nuts turned out to be my own....................., and you'd be amazed at the strength you get when you bite your own nuts that hard!"
;D ;D ;D
Steve
Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said; "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished."
The Redneck nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Redneck and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the Redneck's trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
When he came down, his back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The Redneck's trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked; 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered; "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that pretzel hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face!" ..............
"I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could!"
The trainer exclaimed; "That's what finished him off?"...... "You bit his testicles?"
The Redneck exclaimed; "Well, not really........... you see, those nuts turned out to be my own....................., and you'd be amazed at the strength you get when you bite your own nuts that hard!"
;D ;D ;D
Steve