Post by steve201 on Nov 5, 2010 16:57:29 GMT -5
Cheers....
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33
today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received
$214!
Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American!
Steve ;D ;D ;D
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33
today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received
$214!
Based on the above, the best current investment play is to drink heavily and
recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American male walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American!
Steve ;D ;D ;D
