Post by steve201 on Oct 1, 2010 16:46:23 GMT -5
Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his straps fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ole' asks Sven.
'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole. 'me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "
;D ;D
Steve
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his straps fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ole' asks Sven.
'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole. 'me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "
;D ;D
Steve