There I was

[steve201]

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
large,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one
swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand
to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener,
and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I
buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve.

Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"


;D ;D ;D

Steve