Post by steve201 on Jul 1, 2010 7:57:38 GMT -5
Michael goes into a bar and orders five very large whiskeys, and as fast as the barman is pouring them Mick is drinking them, the barman says “why are you drinking so fast?” Mick replies, “you would be drinking fast if you had what I have”, the barman enquires, “why what have you got?” Mick replies “about 45 cents"
Paddy walks up to Mike Tyson and says, “what would you do if I called you an idiot?” Tyson’s reply was “I’d beat you to a pulp”. So paddy says “what would you do if I thought you were an idiot?” Tyson replies “nothing because I don’t know what you’re thinking”, So paddy says “I think you’re an idiot
Two ........men were off on their holidays, flying from Dublin to Spain, ten minutes into the flight the pilot announces that there was an engine failure, but there was no cause for alarm, as they still had three good engines and it was only one and a half hours to touch down, Paddy said to Mick “I don’t like the sound of that” but Mick told him not to worry as there were still three good engines, ten minutes pass and another announcement from the captain, “we have had another engine failure but don’t worry as we still have two good engines and it’s only one hour twenty minutes to touch down”, Paddy once again airs his worries, and once again Mick comforts him, another ten minutes pass and the captain is on the intercom again, “sorry but we have lost another engine, but there is no cause for alarm as we will be making an emergency landing in Paris in ten minutes”, once again Paddy shows his concern and Mick tries to console him but Paddy won’t settle this time, so Mick says “what’s the problem”, to which Paddy says “well if the other engine goes, we’ll be up here all night”.
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
;D ;D
steve
Paddy walks up to Mike Tyson and says, “what would you do if I called you an idiot?” Tyson’s reply was “I’d beat you to a pulp”. So paddy says “what would you do if I thought you were an idiot?” Tyson replies “nothing because I don’t know what you’re thinking”, So paddy says “I think you’re an idiot
Two ........men were off on their holidays, flying from Dublin to Spain, ten minutes into the flight the pilot announces that there was an engine failure, but there was no cause for alarm, as they still had three good engines and it was only one and a half hours to touch down, Paddy said to Mick “I don’t like the sound of that” but Mick told him not to worry as there were still three good engines, ten minutes pass and another announcement from the captain, “we have had another engine failure but don’t worry as we still have two good engines and it’s only one hour twenty minutes to touch down”, Paddy once again airs his worries, and once again Mick comforts him, another ten minutes pass and the captain is on the intercom again, “sorry but we have lost another engine, but there is no cause for alarm as we will be making an emergency landing in Paris in ten minutes”, once again Paddy shows his concern and Mick tries to console him but Paddy won’t settle this time, so Mick says “what’s the problem”, to which Paddy says “well if the other engine goes, we’ll be up here all night”.
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
;D ;D
steve