Post by steve201 on May 30, 2009 20:36:48 GMT -5
A man in a Minnesota supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads of lettuce.
The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask
his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he
finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind
him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the
other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the
manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet
here. Where are you from, son?
" Canada , sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."
"No sh#t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?
;D ;D ;D
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads of lettuce.
The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask
his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he
finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind
him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the
other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the
manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet
here. Where are you from, son?
" Canada , sir," the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Canada ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."
"No sh#t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?
;D ;D ;D