Post by thefangs on May 26, 2009 18:49:18 GMT -5
> A WARNING TO WOMEN!
>
> No doubt
> you've heard about people who have been abducted and had
> their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
>
> Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few
> years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone
> else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements
> had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these
> and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
> looking for my thighs.
>
> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
> life in jeans.
>
> And then, the thieves struck again........
>
> My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
> took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
> stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at
> least three inches lower than my original! I then realized
> I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts!
>
> Then two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched.
> One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see
> the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion
> of the hairbrush... This was really getting scary - my body
> was being replaced one section at a time.
>
> I was sick wondering what could they do to me next?
>
> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
> with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
> world wake up and smell the coffee!
>
> Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement
> body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time
> someone you know has something 'lifted', look again
> - was it lifted from you?
>
> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere,
> every night!
>
> PLEASE, WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
>
> P.S. Only last year, I thought some one had stolen my
> Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I
> jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just
> been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them
> hidden in my waistband..
>
> I thought these events were too 'important' not to
> pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
>
> BTW - These same thieves have been into my wardrobe closet
> and shrank my clothes!!
>
> How do they do it?
>
> No doubt
> you've heard about people who have been abducted and had
> their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
>
> Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few
> years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone
> else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements
> had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these
> and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
> looking for my thighs.
>
> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
> life in jeans.
>
> And then, the thieves struck again........
>
> My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
> took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
> stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at
> least three inches lower than my original! I then realized
> I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts!
>
> Then two years ago, I realized my arms had been switched.
> One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see
> the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion
> of the hairbrush... This was really getting scary - my body
> was being replaced one section at a time.
>
> I was sick wondering what could they do to me next?
>
> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
> with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
> world wake up and smell the coffee!
>
> Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement
> body parts - stolen from you and me! The next time
> someone you know has something 'lifted', look again
> - was it lifted from you?
>
> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere,
> every night!
>
> PLEASE, WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
>
> P.S. Only last year, I thought some one had stolen my
> Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I
> jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just
> been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them
> hidden in my waistband..
>
> I thought these events were too 'important' not to
> pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
>
> BTW - These same thieves have been into my wardrobe closet
> and shrank my clothes!!
>
> How do they do it?
