Post by steve201 on May 26, 2009 16:22:08 GMT -5
Oh the wisdom ........always knew Marine Officer's were a little Different, this proves it.
MOLLY THE CAMEL.
A new Marine Captain, named Big Willy, was assigned as commander to an outfit in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the base and no women. And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I officially condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, and has wild, insane sex with Molly. When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
No, Sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town to where the girls are."
;D ;D ;D