Post by steve201 on Aug 30, 2009 10:05:30 GMT -5
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out
to the fields, the rancher says to her, 'The insemination man is coming
over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by
4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is
when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
front door. The wife takes him down to the barn. They walk along the
row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one,
right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an 'air head blonde', asks, 'Tell
me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know this is the cow
to be bred?'
'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
She turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder. 'I guess it's
to hang your pants on.'
;D ;D ;D