Post by steve201 on Aug 12, 2009 21:21:05 GMT -5
1st woman: Hi! My name is PATRICE.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm LAURA. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1 st woman: Oh, it wasn't so bad . After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, almost kinda comfortable, & finally died a very peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
;D ;D ;D
2nd woman : Hi! I'm LAURA. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1 st woman: Oh, it wasn't so bad . After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, almost kinda comfortable, & finally died a very peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking for her. I ran up into the attic & searched, & down into the basement. Then I went through every closet & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, & finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
;D ;D ;D