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Post by steve201 on Jun 21, 2009 10:38:21 GMT -5
THE TALKING MONKEY
A Gorgeous blonde sees a sign in front of a house.: "Talking Monkey for Sale."
She rings the bell and the owner tells her the Monkey is in the backyard. The girl goes into the backyard and sees a large ginger Orangutan just sitting there next to a smaller one.
You talk?" she asks. Sure do." the monkey replies. So, what's your story?" The Orangutan looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a monkey would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.
Had a wife, thats my son next to you, and now I'm just retired." The blonde is amazed. She goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the monkey. The owner says, "Ten bucks." The girl says, "This Monkey is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Cause he's a Friggin liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."
;D ;D ;D
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